Vaporwave aesthetics are popular for their calming, retro-future imagery and anachronistic themes. Glitching out in isolation, wishing for white sand beaches and calming tides, your mind and mouse racing along virtual highways, inexplicable greco-roman statues - could there be a better allegory for this strange time outside of time many of us now occupy? You may feel like the sun is setting on life as you know it, but don't panic. Wash your hands. Wear a mask. Stay at home. This is not forever. Humanity has quarantined before, and so here we are again. The future thanks you for your service.