Atten-shun! This one really plucks my grouse. The enemy does not, I repeat, does not cause bottom drizzle. Therefore hoarding toilet roll is going to do you no more good than hoarding dress shoes or cumberbunds. But it may mean that our heroic doctors in the field will have to go around with a grassy gusset all day thanks to you. So don’t be an arshole. Leave that loo roll. #WaronCovid19 @WaronCovid19