I once knew a Colonel in the Army who was very proud of the fact that he had never once washed his hands. One day he was attending to his horse when a Howitzer came crashing through the window and blew up everything APART from his hands. It was a frightful mess. The horse was fine and I married it three months later. Anyway, moral of the story: wash your damn hands. #WaronCovid19 @WaronCovid19